Zebra

Not many people know this, but zebras are one of America's most important and beautiful creatures. Zebras, as a species, have been behind a large majority of the world's most influential inventions, including the telephone, the automobile, and democracy.



In addition, zebras are one of the world's most important creatures, contributing to the consumption of millions of plants every year, as well as fertilizing the earth with their poop, leading to the creation of many more plants.



So, what do we know about zebras? For starters, they are mammals. They live in Africa, and they are generally the greatest creature ever to roam this wonderful planet we call Earth.



That said, there is one criticism that we can offer for zebras: they, along with this girl I know and the song "Transatlanticism", have absorbed all the world's beauty, leaving none for any of the rest of us.



Sadly, zebras will continue to take the beauty from the rest of the world, for if zebras were to die or, God forbid, become extinct, the resulting beauty explosion would actually destroy not only our planet, but both Mars and other nearby planets and heavenly bodies.



So, in conclusion, zebras are quite literally the world's most important animals, just ahead of dolphins and zooplankton. Thank you for your time. I'll see you soon. :)